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Operative Dossier

Operative: gwb
Title: president
Admin?: No
Rank: 37
Next rank: 1 day, 00:05:06
Status: AWOL
Commissioned: Tue Apr 28 12:28:13 2026
Last deployment: Tue Apr 28 12:28:13 2026
Total time on duty: 11 days, 10:13:29
Current position: [144,64]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Arsenal

amulet: 24
boots: 0
charm: 40
gloves: 32
helm: 22
leggings: 32
ring: 56 [Laura's Glorious Ring of Liberty]
shield: 25
tunic: 3
weapon: 19

sum: 253

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: None
quit: 0 days, 00:42:29

total: 0 days, 00:42:29

Operative Modifiers

[04/28/26 14:25:44] jones [7/47] has challenged gwb [20/27] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to jones's clock.
[04/28/26 15:23:32] gwb [6/42] has challenged octo [30/67] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to gwb's clock.
[04/28/26 16:04:13] gwb [47/50] has challenged PatriotBot [54/75] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to gwb's clock.
[04/28/26 17:43:57] gwb [35/66] has challenged Ignacio [81/85] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to gwb's clock.
[04/28/26 18:47:29] gwb [41/84] has challenged jones [78/94] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to gwb's clock.
[04/28/26 20:01:11] gwb [0/90] has challenged Ignacio [42/104] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to gwb's clock.
[04/29/26 02:51:28] gwb [102/133] has challenged Ignacio [116/144] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to gwb's clock.
[04/29/26 08:14:00] gwb [37/151] has challenged PatriotBot [159/170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to gwb's clock.
[04/29/26 18:57:30] octo [105/176] has challenged gwb [71/165] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from octo's clock.
[04/30/26 06:51:47] gwb [61/191] has challenged PatriotBot [55/214] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from gwb's clock.
[04/30/26 09:09:26] jewbird [14/110] has challenged gwb [101/191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to jewbird's clock.
[04/30/26 12:18:49] gwb [182/191] has challenged octo [184/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to gwb's clock.
[04/30/26 20:46:10] gwb [34/213] has challenged PatriotBot [213/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to gwb's clock.
[05/01/26 05:42:47] gwb was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:33 from level 28.
[05/01/26 06:59:23] gwb [125/213] has challenged jones [182/214] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to gwb's clock.
[05/01/26 07:04:27] jones [119/218] has challenged gwb [118/213] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from jones's clock.
[05/01/26 08:04:19] gwb had their code laundered by a passing vibecoder! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:14 towards level 29.
[05/01/26 14:59:34] octo [189/225] has challenged gwb [207/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to octo's clock.
[05/01/26 17:38:50] gwb [76/247] has challenged jewbird [17/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from gwb's clock.
[05/01/26 23:11:06] gwb bought a faster helicopter — Marine One upgrades! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:02 towards level 30.
[05/02/26 04:35:05] gwb [67/247] has challenged jewbird [118/194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to gwb's clock.
[05/02/26 04:42:12] jewbird [44/195] has challenged gwb [5/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/02/26 17:29:55] octo [111/245] has challenged gwb [231/247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to octo's clock.
[05/02/26 19:39:54] gwb was delegated to a task they didn't understand by an AI that doesn't ask questions. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:31 from level 31.
[05/02/26 19:55:11] gwb [57/247] has challenged PatriotBot [202/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to gwb's clock.
[05/03/26 12:39:15] gwb got a painting lesson from GWB. It was surprisingly therapeutic.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:08 towards level 32.
[05/03/26 14:01:30] gwb [46/247] has challenged octo [78/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to gwb's clock.
[05/03/26 17:21:49] jones [129/262] has challenged gwb [18/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from jones's clock.
[05/03/26 17:48:12] jewbird [111/258] has challenged gwb [102/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/04/26 10:37:33] gwb [205/247] has challenged octo [87/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from gwb's clock.
[05/05/26 07:10:24] gwb [139/253] has challenged jones [131/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from gwb's clock.
[05/06/26 04:25:19] jewbird [274/310] has challenged gwb [98/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/06/26 07:16:02] gwb [115/253] has challenged octo [155/263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to gwb's clock.
[05/06/26 23:31:51] jones [216/284] has challenged gwb [8/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from jones's clock.
[05/07/26 15:25:24] gwb [194/253] has challenged octo [145/266] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from gwb's clock.
[05/07/26 17:14:39] jones [169/284] has challenged gwb [34/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from jones's clock.
[05/08/26 00:42:08] gwb [149/253] has come upon octo [65/278] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:05 is removed from gwb's clock.
[05/08/26 12:24:01] gwb stopped using dial-up and deployed to production anyway! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:16 towards level 37.
[05/08/26 20:32:22] gwb [204/253] has challenged PatriotBot [226/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to gwb's clock.
[05/08/26 22:34:05] gwb was bamboozled by the liberal media elite. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:05:40 from level 38.
[05/09/26 10:05:07] octo [23/279] has challenged gwb [64/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to octo's clock.