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Operative Dossier

Operative: octo
Title: faggot
Admin?: No
Rank: 54
Next rank: 1 day, 13:51:16
Status: Active Duty
Commissioned: Tue Apr 28 11:39:21 2026
Last deployment: Thu Jun 18 14:02:49 2026
Total time on duty: 119 days, 20:07:21
Current position: [50,376]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Arsenal

amulet: 105 [The Star-Spangled Amulet]
boots: 49
charm: 51
gloves: 34
helm: 33
leggings: 48
ring: 59 [Laura's Glorious Ring of Liberty]
shield: 32
tunic: 21
weapon: 66

sum: 498

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 09:51:19
part: None
quest: None
quit: 0 days, 05:58:01

total: 0 days, 15:49:20

Operative Modifiers

[04/28/26 11:49:22] octo [0/1] has challenged jones [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:48 is removed from octo's clock.
[04/28/26 14:02:26] octo [13/41] has challenged jones [17/41] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to octo's clock.
[04/28/26 15:23:32] gwb [6/42] has challenged octo [30/67] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to gwb's clock.
[04/28/26 20:18:58] octo [32/114] has challenged jones [38/117] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to octo's clock.
[04/29/26 04:14:57] octo [32/137] has challenged PatriotBot [121/160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to octo's clock.
[04/29/26 10:34:05] octo [134/153] has challenged Ignacio [146/167] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to octo's clock.
[04/29/26 15:56:44] jewbird [5/32] has challenged octo [39/163] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to jewbird's clock.
[04/29/26 18:57:30] octo [105/176] has challenged gwb [71/165] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from octo's clock.
[04/29/26 19:13:06] jewbird [71/72] has challenged octo [13/176] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[04/30/26 05:32:23] octo [20/186] has challenged Ignacio [15/234] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from octo's clock.
[04/30/26 06:33:24] jewbird [78/110] has challenged octo [49/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[04/30/26 11:52:32] octo [21/195] has challenged PatriotBot [61/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to octo's clock.
[04/30/26 12:18:49] gwb [182/191] has challenged octo [184/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to gwb's clock.
[04/30/26 17:54:47] Ignacio [204/234] has challenged octo [99/195] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Ignacio's clock.
[04/30/26 20:34:06] octo [40/195] has challenged PatriotBot [89/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to octo's clock.
[05/01/26 04:34:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried octo 0 days, 00:12:34 toward level 28.
[05/01/26 06:29:10] octo [177/196] has challenged PatriotBot [31/219] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:36 is removed from octo's clock.
[05/01/26 07:44:03] jewbird [146/174] has challenged octo [188/196] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/01/26 14:59:34] octo [189/225] has challenged gwb [207/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to octo's clock.
[05/02/26 04:11:29] octo [103/245] has challenged jewbird [15/194] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from octo's clock.
[05/02/26 04:11:29] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:27 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/02/26 14:35:35] jewbird [119/209] has challenged octo [55/245] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/02/26 17:29:55] octo [111/245] has challenged gwb [231/247] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to octo's clock.
[05/02/26 20:49:32] octo [44/245] has come upon jewbird [84/209] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:37 is added to octo's clock.
[05/03/26 05:59:08] jones [92/254] has challenged octo [119/245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to jones's clock.
[05/03/26 12:16:06] octo [43/246] has challenged jewbird [155/249] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to octo's clock.
[05/03/26 14:01:30] gwb [46/247] has challenged octo [78/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to gwb's clock.
[05/04/26 08:52:09] octo [47/263] has challenged PatriotBot [200/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to octo's clock.
[05/04/26 09:04:25] jewbird [75/270] has challenged octo [20/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/04/26 09:04:25] jewbird has dealt octo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:08:30 is added to octo's clock.
[05/04/26 10:37:33] gwb [205/247] has challenged octo [87/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from gwb's clock.
[05/05/26 13:34:41] octo [196/263] has challenged jewbird [174/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from octo's clock.
[05/05/26 13:34:41] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:39:11 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/06/26 06:08:38] jones [0/262] has challenged octo [141/263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to jones's clock.
[05/06/26 07:16:02] gwb [115/253] has challenged octo [155/263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to gwb's clock.
[05/06/26 09:21:43] octo learned to say "nucular" with confidence. That's what leadership looks like.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:35 towards level 35.
[05/06/26 13:10:11] octo [85/265] has challenged PatriotBot [212/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to octo's clock.
[05/06/26 22:10:24] octo dodged a shoe with cat-like reflexes. 100% historically accurate.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:35 towards level 36.
[05/07/26 04:15:25] jewbird [216/310] has challenged octo [207/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/07/26 12:34:02] octo sharpened the edge of his weapon! octo's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/26 15:25:24] gwb [194/253] has challenged octo [145/266] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from gwb's clock.
[05/07/26 20:47:03] octo [73/278] has challenged jones [145/284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to octo's clock.
[05/08/26 00:42:08] gwb [149/253] has come upon octo [65/278] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:05 is removed from gwb's clock.
[05/08/26 07:54:18] jewbird [241/310] has challenged octo [180/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/09/26 10:05:07] octo [23/279] has challenged gwb [64/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to octo's clock.
[05/09/26 12:10:48] jones [77/289] has challenged octo [249/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to jones's clock.
[05/09/26 18:35:49] octo [2/279] has come upon jewbird [8/315] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:59 is added to octo's clock.
[05/11/26 07:47:14] octo [189/292] has challenged jewbird [303/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to octo's clock.
[05/12/26 15:40:04] jones [91/290] has challenged octo [193/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to jones's clock.
[05/13/26 00:03:05] jewbird [299/319] has challenged octo [193/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/13/26 09:58:46] octo [245/293] has challenged PatriotBot [236/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:52:58 is removed from octo's clock.
[05/13/26 15:40:13] octo bought a faster helicopter — Marine One upgrades! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:13 towards level 40.
[05/14/26 10:56:14] jones [102/290] has challenged octo [75/293] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from jones's clock.
[05/14/26 21:24:24] octo was taught to clear brush by George W. Bush himself at the Crawford ranch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:00 towards level 40.
[05/15/26 02:53:25] octo [22/293] has challenged jones [275/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to octo's clock.
[05/15/26 03:36:08] jewbird [134/319] has challenged octo [99/293] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/16/26 02:14:55] octo got a 48% approval rating on GitHub. Higher than the presidency.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:13 towards level 41.
[05/17/26 08:30:15] octo was haunted by the ghost of Paul Bremer's de-Ba'athification order. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:01 from level 41.
[06/12/26 01:06:32] octo was visited by a very pretty Condoleezza! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:26 towards level 46.
[06/12/26 05:14:47] octo fell, chipping the stone in his amulet! octo's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/26 23:47:11] octo was briefed on the Fallujah situation. It didn't go well.. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:11 from level 46.
[06/13/26 16:10:48] octo found a one-time-use executive order! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:35 towards level 46.
[06/19/26 17:13:35] octo was delegated to a task they didn't understand by an AI that doesn't ask questions. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:42 from level 47.
[06/23/26 07:48:51] octo got sanctioned by the United Nations. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:00:31 from level 47.
[06/23/26 22:55:12] octo fell into a hole — not unlike the one Saddam was found in. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:28 from level 47.
[06/28/26 17:17:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried octo 0 days, 16:52:44 toward level 48.
[06/30/26 03:24:40] octo is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:38:05 is added to his clock.
[07/04/26 19:52:28] octo got waterboarded by the CIA — enhanced interrogation, they said. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:54 from level 49.
[07/08/26 03:19:52] octo bribed the Electoral College! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:07 towards level 49.
[07/09/26 11:37:59] octo [377/379] has challenged jewbird [13/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:15:06 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 12:38:07] octo [7/379] has challenged PatriotBot [12/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:43:35 is added to octo's clock.
[07/09/26 13:38:15] octo [337/379] has challenged jewbird [169/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:59:56 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 14:38:22] octo [124/379] has challenged PatriotBot [238/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:55 is added to octo's clock.
[07/09/26 15:38:29] octo [361/379] has challenged PatriotBot [273/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:29:49 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 16:38:36] octo [228/379] has challenged jewbird [49/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:55 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 17:38:45] octo [322/379] has challenged PatriotBot [61/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:01:01 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 18:38:53] octo [170/379] has challenged PatriotBot [319/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:23 is added to octo's clock.
[07/09/26 19:39:00] octo [297/379] has challenged jewbird [71/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:49 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 20:39:08] octo [178/379] has challenged PatriotBot [277/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:41:49 is added to octo's clock.
[07/09/26 21:39:15] octo [358/379] has challenged PatriotBot [203/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:31:59 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 22:39:23] octo [140/379] has challenged PatriotBot [1/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:37:34 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 23:39:29] octo [370/379] has challenged jewbird [1/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:01 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 00:39:36] octo [203/379] has challenged jewbird [129/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:18 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 01:39:44] octo [231/379] has challenged PatriotBot [158/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:31 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 02:39:51] octo [179/379] has challenged jewbird [294/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:15 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 03:39:58] octo [135/379] has challenged PatriotBot [154/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:17:18 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 04:40:04] octo [248/379] has challenged PatriotBot [144/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:26:03 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 05:40:11] octo [227/379] has challenged PatriotBot [353/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:24 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 06:28:41] octo [108/379] has challenged PatriotBot [170/423] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 06:40:18] octo [192/379] has challenged PatriotBot [195/423] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:23:07 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 07:40:26] octo [197/379] has challenged PatriotBot [170/423] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:50:51 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 08:40:33] octo [99/379] has challenged PatriotBot [202/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:02:19 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 09:40:39] octo [4/379] has challenged jewbird [93/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:11 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 10:40:47] octo [358/379] has challenged PatriotBot [43/423] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:49:07 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 11:40:54] octo [290/379] has challenged jewbird [257/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:25:38 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 12:41:01] octo [295/379] has challenged PatriotBot [226/423] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:22:07 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 13:41:07] octo [332/379] has challenged jewbird [304/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:14:50 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 14:41:15] octo [152/379] has challenged jewbird [276/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:08 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 14:59:59] octo got a 48% approval rating on GitHub. Higher than the presidency.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:36 towards level 50.
[07/10/26 15:41:22] octo [116/379] has challenged jewbird [23/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:36:11 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 15:49:52] octo is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 06:06:51 is added to his clock.
[07/10/26 16:41:28] octo [64/379] has challenged PatriotBot [279/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:45:14 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 17:41:34] octo [344/379] has challenged jewbird [126/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:55:45 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 18:41:40] octo [378/379] has challenged jewbird [285/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:10 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 19:41:49] octo [179/379] has challenged PatriotBot [121/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:11:04 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 20:41:56] octo [181/379] has challenged PatriotBot [20/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:32:50 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 21:42:06] octo [190/379] has challenged jewbird [89/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:55:07 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 22:42:12] octo [198/379] has challenged jewbird [229/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:19 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 23:42:19] octo [204/379] has challenged jewbird [196/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:27:19 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 00:42:26] octo [3/379] has challenged jewbird [299/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:59:48 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 01:42:32] octo [214/379] has challenged jewbird [260/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:22 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 02:42:40] octo [69/379] has challenged jewbird [140/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:50 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 03:42:47] octo [22/379] has challenged jewbird [14/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:40:20 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 04:42:54] octo [8/379] has challenged jewbird [10/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:00 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 05:43:01] octo [218/379] has challenged PatriotBot [191/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:09 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 06:43:08] octo [331/379] has challenged PatriotBot [77/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:44:54 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 07:39:09] jewbird [109/319] has challenged octo [252/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to jewbird's clock.
[07/11/26 07:43:16] octo [48/379] has challenged PatriotBot [193/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:47:57 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 08:43:22] octo [257/379] has challenged jewbird [185/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:44 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 09:43:31] octo [372/379] has challenged jewbird [268/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:34:14 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 09:43:31] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:23:23 is added to jewbird's clock.
[07/11/26 10:43:38] octo [52/379] has challenged jewbird [87/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:10:46 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 11:43:45] octo [365/379] has challenged PatriotBot [368/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:52 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 12:43:50] octo [225/379] has challenged PatriotBot [179/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:54:30 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 13:43:57] octo [346/379] has challenged PatriotBot [195/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:19:35 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 14:44:04] octo [306/379] has challenged PatriotBot [220/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:03:39 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 15:44:10] octo [153/379] has challenged PatriotBot [281/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:31:27 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 16:44:16] octo [274/379] has challenged jewbird [230/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:35 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 17:44:24] octo [131/379] has challenged jewbird [294/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:22 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 18:44:31] octo [68/379] has challenged jewbird [279/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:02 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 19:44:37] octo [41/379] has challenged jewbird [300/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:41 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 20:44:46] octo [193/379] has challenged PatriotBot [9/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:10 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 21:44:53] octo [38/379] has challenged jewbird [143/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:14 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 22:44:58] octo [344/379] has challenged PatriotBot [296/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:56 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 23:45:05] octo [316/379] has challenged PatriotBot [227/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:20 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 00:45:11] octo [131/379] has challenged PatriotBot [16/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:26 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 01:45:18] octo [135/379] has challenged PatriotBot [74/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:56 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 02:45:24] octo [213/379] has challenged PatriotBot [130/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:43 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 03:20:18] octo [256/379] has challenged PatriotBot [263/423] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:50:42 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 03:45:30] octo [216/379] has challenged jewbird [103/317] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:35:15 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 04:45:38] octo [219/379] has challenged jewbird [158/317] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:25:43 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 05:45:45] octo [49/379] has challenged jewbird [244/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:12:35 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 06:45:51] octo [125/379] has challenged PatriotBot [30/423] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:24:46 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 07:45:58] octo [41/379] has challenged jewbird [51/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:36:19 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 08:46:05] octo [342/379] has challenged jewbird [44/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:13:31 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 09:46:11] octo [102/379] has challenged jewbird [135/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:55:54 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 10:46:18] octo [171/379] has challenged PatriotBot [361/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:11:44 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 11:46:25] octo [264/379] has challenged jewbird [208/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:12:53 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 12:46:31] octo [28/379] has challenged PatriotBot [356/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:47:35 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 13:46:37] octo [174/379] has challenged jewbird [299/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:56:26 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 14:46:44] octo [264/379] has challenged PatriotBot [20/423] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:31:57 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 15:46:51] octo [29/379] has challenged jewbird [37/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:08 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 16:47:00] octo [244/379] has challenged PatriotBot [220/423] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:07:44 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 17:47:08] octo [77/379] has challenged jewbird [287/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:26:45 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 18:47:15] octo [251/379] has challenged jewbird [112/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:23:44 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 19:47:21] octo [258/379] has challenged jewbird [148/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:33:21 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 20:47:26] octo [79/379] has challenged PatriotBot [57/423] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:48:02 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 21:47:32] octo [51/379] has challenged jewbird [229/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:50 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 22:47:38] octo [267/379] has challenged PatriotBot [3/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:22:57 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 23:47:43] octo [264/379] has challenged jewbird [31/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:10 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/13/26 00:47:52] octo [269/379] has challenged jewbird [30/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:13:38 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/13/26 01:47:58] octo [285/379] has challenged PatriotBot [224/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:36:32 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/13/26 02:48:05] octo [109/379] has challenged PatriotBot [308/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:44:36 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 03:48:12] octo [236/379] has challenged jewbird [2/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:13:03 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/13/26 04:48:19] octo [187/379] has challenged PatriotBot [224/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:29:44 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 05:48:25] octo [139/379] has challenged PatriotBot [242/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:42 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 06:48:31] octo [20/379] has challenged PatriotBot [90/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:26:21 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 07:48:39] octo [206/379] has challenged PatriotBot [264/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:58:58 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 08:48:44] octo [75/379] has challenged jewbird [224/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:18:24 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 09:48:52] octo [76/379] has challenged jewbird [194/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:29 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 10:48:58] octo [72/379] has challenged PatriotBot [195/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:28:20 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 11:49:06] octo [69/379] has challenged jewbird [281/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:27:12 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 12:49:13] octo [106/379] has challenged PatriotBot [310/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:51 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 13:49:20] octo [270/379] has challenged PatriotBot [163/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:16:52 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/13/26 14:49:26] octo [31/379] has challenged jewbird [218/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:19 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 15:49:33] octo [120/379] has challenged PatriotBot [212/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:54:03 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 16:49:40] octo [81/379] has challenged jewbird [313/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:01 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 17:49:49] octo [94/379] has challenged PatriotBot [135/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:16:08 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 18:49:55] octo [61/379] has challenged jewbird [135/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:13 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 19:50:02] octo [0/379] has challenged PatriotBot [363/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:52:45 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 20:50:08] octo [240/379] has challenged jewbird [299/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:04:36 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 21:50:15] octo [129/379] has challenged PatriotBot [12/423] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:32:56 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/13/26 22:50:23] octo [329/379] has challenged jewbird [5/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:55:09 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/13/26 23:50:31] octo [192/379] has challenged PatriotBot [131/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:27:15 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 00:50:37] octo [96/379] has challenged PatriotBot [269/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:40:53 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 01:50:43] octo [163/379] has challenged jewbird [249/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:50:40 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 02:50:51] octo [361/379] has challenged jewbird [269/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:01 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 03:50:57] octo [37/379] has challenged PatriotBot [235/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:01 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 04:51:04] octo [239/379] has challenged PatriotBot [241/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:32:06 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 04:54:07] octo learned to say "nucular" with confidence. That's what leadership looks like.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:24 towards level 51.
[07/14/26 05:51:10] octo [112/379] has challenged PatriotBot [382/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:32:16 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 06:51:17] octo [3/379] has challenged PatriotBot [318/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:28 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 07:51:24] octo [327/379] has challenged jewbird [160/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:07:13 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 08:51:32] octo [63/379] has challenged PatriotBot [316/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:00:28 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 09:51:39] octo [337/379] has challenged jewbird [215/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:48:31 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 09:51:39] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:04:45 is added to jewbird's clock.
[07/14/26 10:17:02] jewbird [19/350] has challenged octo [29/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to jewbird's clock.
[07/14/26 10:51:45] octo [66/379] has challenged jewbird [31/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:39 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 11:51:51] octo [170/379] has challenged jewbird [71/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:45:16 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 12:51:57] octo [274/379] has challenged PatriotBot [317/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:44 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 13:52:06] octo [54/379] has challenged jewbird [73/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:13:36 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 14:52:11] octo [289/379] has challenged jewbird [90/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:53:21 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 15:52:19] octo [11/379] has challenged PatriotBot [146/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:00:00 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 16:52:26] octo [352/379] has challenged PatriotBot [138/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:11:59 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 17:52:32] octo [303/379] has challenged jewbird [330/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:11:08 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 18:20:35] octo is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:32:26 is added to his clock.
[07/14/26 18:52:38] octo [219/379] has challenged PatriotBot [371/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:33:07 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 19:52:45] octo [203/379] has challenged PatriotBot [200/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:12:51 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 20:52:53] octo [247/379] has challenged jewbird [124/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:35:08 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 21:53:01] octo [56/379] has challenged PatriotBot [181/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:55:36 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 22:53:07] octo [375/379] has challenged jewbird [232/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:19:09 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 22:53:07] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:16:24 is added to jewbird's clock.
[07/14/26 23:53:16] octo [320/379] has challenged jewbird [214/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:13 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/15/26 00:53:23] octo [111/379] has challenged jewbird [44/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:07:05 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/15/26 01:53:30] octo [181/379] has challenged jewbird [312/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:27 is added to octo's clock.
[07/15/26 02:53:38] octo [49/379] has challenged PatriotBot [170/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:30 is added to octo's clock.
[07/15/26 03:53:45] octo [341/379] has challenged PatriotBot [418/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:02 is added to octo's clock.
[07/15/26 04:53:52] octo [159/379] has challenged jewbird [120/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:20:14 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/15/26 05:53:59] octo [42/379] has challenged PatriotBot [18/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:36:24 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/15/26 06:54:07] octo [2/379] has challenged PatriotBot [230/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:56:32 is added to octo's clock.
[07/15/26 07:54:16] octo [371/379] has challenged jewbird [227/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:11 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/15/26 08:54:22] octo [24/379] has challenged jewbird [151/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:20 is added to octo's clock.
[07/15/26 09:54:28] octo [55/379] has challenged PatriotBot [18/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:33 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/20/26 15:45:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried octo 6 days, 09:46:47 toward level 52.
[07/23/26 11:15:29] octo is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:43:51 is added to his clock.
[07/24/26 08:39:36] octo was trampled during a Crawford ranch brush-clearing operation. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:32:32 from level 53.
[07/24/26 13:36:29] octo invented the freedom fry! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:36:06 towards level 53.
[07/25/26 14:23:45] octo found kitten. Even neocons love kitten.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:15:46 towards level 53.
[07/26/26 04:29:18] octo bought a faster helicopter — Marine One upgrades! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:48:49 towards level 53.
[07/26/26 08:10:13] octo discovered WMDs in the codebase. Turned out to be typos.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:17:23 towards level 53.
[07/26/26 20:27:28] octo was taught to clear brush by George W. Bush himself at the Crawford ranch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:21 towards level 53.
[07/30/26 14:58:16] octo hit it off with a sorority chick named Jenna! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:11 towards level 53.
[07/31/26 11:03:20] octo was turned INSIDE OUT by a Cheney hunting accident. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:29:47 from level 53.
[08/02/26 02:47:47] octo [262/444] has challenged jewbird [166/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:17 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 02:47:47] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:08:51 is added to jewbird's clock.
[08/02/26 03:47:55] octo [174/444] has challenged jewbird [115/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:39 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 04:48:02] octo [324/444] has challenged PatriotBot [376/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:40 is added to octo's clock.
[08/02/26 05:48:09] octo [161/444] has challenged PatriotBot [262/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:14:20 is added to octo's clock.
[08/02/26 06:48:15] octo [99/444] has challenged PatriotBot [282/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:33:45 is added to octo's clock.
[08/02/26 07:48:23] octo [90/444] has challenged jewbird [326/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:35 is added to octo's clock.
[08/02/26 08:48:30] octo [31/444] has challenged PatriotBot [320/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:46 is added to octo's clock.
[08/02/26 09:48:36] octo [327/444] has challenged PatriotBot [198/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:09:28 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 10:48:42] octo [362/444] has challenged PatriotBot [230/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:33 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 11:48:51] octo [327/444] has challenged PatriotBot [417/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:23:24 is added to octo's clock.
[08/02/26 12:48:57] octo [411/444] has challenged PatriotBot [367/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:15:28 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 13:49:04] octo [159/444] has challenged PatriotBot [421/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:48:10 is added to octo's clock.
[08/02/26 14:49:11] octo [141/444] has challenged PatriotBot [102/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:57:58 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 15:49:17] octo [250/444] has challenged PatriotBot [206/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:34:21 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 16:49:24] octo [331/444] has challenged jewbird [47/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:43 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 16:49:24] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:45:05 is added to jewbird's clock.
[08/02/26 17:49:31] octo [295/444] has challenged PatriotBot [76/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:41 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 18:49:38] octo [10/444] has challenged PatriotBot [479/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:52 is added to octo's clock.
[08/02/26 19:49:45] octo [335/444] has challenged jewbird [44/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:04:14 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 20:49:51] octo [208/444] has challenged jewbird [23/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 21:49:58] octo [327/444] has challenged PatriotBot [222/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:14 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/03/26 09:15:58] octo is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 21:25:50 is added to his clock.
[08/05/26 17:48:48] octo found a pair of flight suits — looking presidential! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:24:53 towards level 54.
[08/08/26 12:45:21] octo discovered WMDs in the codebase. Turned out to be typos.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:06 towards level 54.
[08/09/26 01:11:18] octo bought a faster helicopter — Marine One upgrades! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:12 towards level 54.
[08/09/26 04:52:00] octo tamed a wild Texas longhorn on the ranch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:32:05 towards level 54.
[08/10/26 11:07:00] octo discovered WMDs in the codebase. Turned out to be typos.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:56 towards level 54.
[08/13/26 18:04:35] octo is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:35:28 is added to his clock.
[08/15/26 01:30:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried octo 1 day, 15:38:29 toward level 54.
[08/15/26 09:56:41] octo bought a faster helicopter — Marine One upgrades! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:10 towards level 54.
[08/17/26 11:21:40] octo bought a faster helicopter — Marine One upgrades! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:44 towards level 55.
[08/18/26 18:08:02] octo gained a sixth sense — it was just gut instinct, but that's how decisions are made! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:12:28 towards level 55.
[08/20/26 11:48:31] octo found the missing semicolon. Right in front of them the whole time.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:51 towards level 55.
[08/21/26 11:45:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried octo 3 days, 17:23:29 toward level 55.
[08/21/26 16:37:17] octo was taught to clear brush by George W. Bush himself at the Crawford ranch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:08 towards level 55.
[08/24/26 09:37:37] octo was taught to clear brush by George W. Bush himself at the Crawford ranch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:34 towards level 55.