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Operative Dossier

Operative: jewbird
Title: gay_autist
Admin?: No
Rank: 40
Next rank: 1 day, 23:40:29
Status: AWOL
Commissioned: Wed Apr 29 14:00:49 2026
Last deployment: Wed Apr 29 14:00:49 2026
Total time on duty: 16 days, 07:06:02
Current position: [301,476]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

Arsenal

amulet: 13
boots: 41
charm: 22
gloves: 40
helm: 30
leggings: 14
ring: 50
shield: 49
tunic: 17
weapon: 43

sum: 319

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: None
quit: None

total: None

Operative Modifiers

[05/13/26 03:14:47] jewbird was caught painting a portrait of Vladimir Putin in the shower. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:45 from level 40.
[05/14/26 21:34:22] jewbird discovered WMDs in the codebase. Turned out to be typos.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:43 towards level 40.
[05/15/26 03:36:08] jewbird [134/319] has challenged octo [99/293] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/15/26 03:36:26] jewbird found a one-time-use executive order! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:54 towards level 41.
[05/15/26 14:30:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jewbird with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:40:14 from level 41.

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