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Operative Dossier
Operative: octo
Title: faggot
Admin?: No
Rank: 47
Next rank: 5 days, 16:41:52
Status: Active Duty
Commissioned: Tue Apr 28 11:39:21 2026
Last deployment: Thu Jun 18 14:02:49 2026
Total time on duty: 59 days, 21:48:55
Current position: [499,214]
Alignment: Evil
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Map
Arsenal
amulet: 33
boots: 49
charm: 47
gloves: 34
helm: 33
leggings: 48
ring: 59 [Laura's Glorious Ring of Liberty]
shield: 32
tunic: 21
weapon: 66
sum: 422
Penalties
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: None
quit: 0 days, 05:58:01
total: 0 days, 05:58:01
Operative Modifiers
[06/12/26 23:47:11] octo was briefed on the Fallujah situation. It didn't go well.. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:11 from level 46.
[06/13/26 16:10:48] octo found a one-time-use executive order! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:35 towards level 46.
[06/19/26 17:13:35] octo was delegated to a task they didn't understand by an AI that doesn't ask questions. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:42 from level 47.
[06/23/26 07:48:51] octo got sanctioned by the United Nations. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:00:31 from level 47.
[06/23/26 22:55:12] octo fell into a hole — not unlike the one Saddam was found in. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:28 from level 47.
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