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Operative Dossier

Operative: jewbird
Title: gay_autist
Admin?: No
Rank: 40
Next rank: 1 day, 23:40:29
Status: AWOL
Commissioned: Wed Apr 29 14:00:49 2026
Last deployment: Wed Apr 29 14:00:49 2026
Total time on duty: 16 days, 07:06:02
Current position: [301,476]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Arsenal

amulet: 13
boots: 41
charm: 22
gloves: 40
helm: 30
leggings: 14
ring: 50
shield: 49
tunic: 17
weapon: 43

sum: 319

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: None
quit: None

total: None

Operative Modifiers

[04/29/26 15:30:40] jewbird [1/22] has challenged jones [48/212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to jewbird's clock.
[04/29/26 15:56:44] jewbird [5/32] has challenged octo [39/163] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to jewbird's clock.
[04/29/26 19:13:06] jewbird [71/72] has challenged octo [13/176] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[04/29/26 20:08:18] jewbird [23/89] has challenged PatriotBot [170/197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to jewbird's clock.
[04/30/26 04:13:40] Ignacio [78/234] has challenged jewbird [76/110] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Ignacio's clock.
[04/30/26 06:33:24] jewbird [78/110] has challenged octo [49/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[04/30/26 09:09:26] jewbird [14/110] has challenged gwb [101/191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to jewbird's clock.
[04/30/26 10:33:49] Ignacio [149/234] has challenged jewbird [93/110] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Ignacio's clock.
[05/01/26 07:44:03] jewbird [146/174] has challenged octo [188/196] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/01/26 15:01:25] jewbird [95/185] has challenged PatriotBot [47/252] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:49 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/01/26 17:38:50] gwb [76/247] has challenged jewbird [17/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from gwb's clock.
[05/01/26 21:20:45] jewbird [150/194] has challenged PatriotBot [107/252] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/01/26 22:32:22] jones [118/236] has challenged jewbird [102/194] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from jones's clock.
[05/02/26 04:11:29] octo [103/245] has challenged jewbird [15/194] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from octo's clock.
[05/02/26 04:11:29] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:27 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/02/26 04:35:05] gwb [67/247] has challenged jewbird [118/194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to gwb's clock.
[05/02/26 04:42:12] jewbird [44/195] has challenged gwb [5/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/02/26 14:35:35] jewbird [119/209] has challenged octo [55/245] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/02/26 20:49:32] octo [44/245] has come upon jewbird [84/209] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:37 is added to octo's clock.
[05/03/26 02:03:52] jewbird [8/249] has challenged PatriotBot [148/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/03/26 12:16:06] octo [43/246] has challenged jewbird [155/249] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to octo's clock.
[05/03/26 17:48:12] jewbird [111/258] has challenged gwb [102/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/04/26 09:04:25] jewbird [75/270] has challenged octo [20/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/04/26 09:04:25] jewbird has dealt octo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:08:30 is added to octo's clock.
[05/05/26 02:47:14] jewbird [77/286] has challenged PatriotBot [225/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/05/26 13:34:41] octo [196/263] has challenged jewbird [174/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from octo's clock.
[05/05/26 13:34:41] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:39:11 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/05/26 14:24:35] jones [38/262] has challenged jewbird [142/286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to jones's clock.
[05/06/26 00:07:31] jewbird was taught to clear brush by George W. Bush himself at the Crawford ranch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:09 towards level 34.
[05/06/26 04:25:19] jewbird [274/310] has challenged gwb [98/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/07/26 04:15:25] jewbird [216/310] has challenged octo [207/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/08/26 07:54:18] jewbird [241/310] has challenged octo [180/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/09/26 15:37:42] jewbird [94/315] has challenged PatriotBot [117/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/09/26 18:35:49] octo [2/279] has come upon jewbird [8/315] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:59 is added to octo's clock.
[05/10/26 21:09:12] jones [90/289] has challenged jewbird [253/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to jones's clock.
[05/11/26 07:47:14] octo [189/292] has challenged jewbird [303/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to octo's clock.
[05/11/26 12:06:37] jewbird [162/315] has challenged PatriotBot [125/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:54 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/12/26 02:58:37] jewbird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream on the Crawford ranch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:10 towards level 39.
[05/13/26 00:03:05] jewbird [299/319] has challenged octo [193/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/13/26 03:14:47] jewbird was caught painting a portrait of Vladimir Putin in the shower. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:45 from level 40.
[05/14/26 21:34:22] jewbird discovered WMDs in the codebase. Turned out to be typos.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:43 towards level 40.
[05/15/26 03:36:08] jewbird [134/319] has challenged octo [99/293] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/15/26 03:36:26] jewbird found a one-time-use executive order! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:54 towards level 41.
[05/15/26 14:30:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jewbird with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:40:14 from level 41.