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Operative Dossier

Operative: jewbird
Title: gay_autist
Admin?: No
Rank: 46
Next rank: 2 days, 18:52:03
Status: AWOL
Commissioned: Wed Apr 29 14:00:49 2026
Last deployment: Wed Sep 16 16:48:09 2026
Total time on duty: 44 days, 16:03:40
Current position: [376,134]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Arsenal

amulet: 46
boots: 51
charm: 22
gloves: 40
helm: 30
leggings: 20
ring: 50
shield: 49
tunic: 37
weapon: 43

sum: 388

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 00:32:38
nick: None
part: 0 days, 23:01:58
quest: None
quit: 0 days, 04:16:54

total: 1 day, 03:51:30

Operative Modifiers

[04/29/26 15:30:40] jewbird [1/22] has challenged jones [48/212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to jewbird's clock.
[04/29/26 15:56:44] jewbird [5/32] has challenged octo [39/163] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to jewbird's clock.
[04/29/26 19:13:06] jewbird [71/72] has challenged octo [13/176] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[04/29/26 20:08:18] jewbird [23/89] has challenged PatriotBot [170/197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to jewbird's clock.
[04/30/26 04:13:40] Ignacio [78/234] has challenged jewbird [76/110] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Ignacio's clock.
[04/30/26 06:33:24] jewbird [78/110] has challenged octo [49/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[04/30/26 09:09:26] jewbird [14/110] has challenged gwb [101/191] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to jewbird's clock.
[04/30/26 10:33:49] Ignacio [149/234] has challenged jewbird [93/110] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Ignacio's clock.
[05/01/26 07:44:03] jewbird [146/174] has challenged octo [188/196] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/01/26 15:01:25] jewbird [95/185] has challenged PatriotBot [47/252] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:49 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/01/26 17:38:50] gwb [76/247] has challenged jewbird [17/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from gwb's clock.
[05/01/26 21:20:45] jewbird [150/194] has challenged PatriotBot [107/252] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:00 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/01/26 22:32:22] jones [118/236] has challenged jewbird [102/194] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from jones's clock.
[05/02/26 04:11:29] octo [103/245] has challenged jewbird [15/194] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from octo's clock.
[05/02/26 04:11:29] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:27 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/02/26 04:35:05] gwb [67/247] has challenged jewbird [118/194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to gwb's clock.
[05/02/26 04:42:12] jewbird [44/195] has challenged gwb [5/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/02/26 14:35:35] jewbird [119/209] has challenged octo [55/245] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/02/26 20:49:32] octo [44/245] has come upon jewbird [84/209] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:37 is added to octo's clock.
[05/03/26 02:03:52] jewbird [8/249] has challenged PatriotBot [148/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/03/26 12:16:06] octo [43/246] has challenged jewbird [155/249] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to octo's clock.
[05/03/26 17:48:12] jewbird [111/258] has challenged gwb [102/247] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/04/26 09:04:25] jewbird [75/270] has challenged octo [20/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/04/26 09:04:25] jewbird has dealt octo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:08:30 is added to octo's clock.
[05/05/26 02:47:14] jewbird [77/286] has challenged PatriotBot [225/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/05/26 13:34:41] octo [196/263] has challenged jewbird [174/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from octo's clock.
[05/05/26 13:34:41] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:39:11 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/05/26 14:24:35] jones [38/262] has challenged jewbird [142/286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to jones's clock.
[05/06/26 00:07:31] jewbird was taught to clear brush by George W. Bush himself at the Crawford ranch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:09 towards level 34.
[05/06/26 04:25:19] jewbird [274/310] has challenged gwb [98/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/07/26 04:15:25] jewbird [216/310] has challenged octo [207/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/08/26 07:54:18] jewbird [241/310] has challenged octo [180/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/09/26 15:37:42] jewbird [94/315] has challenged PatriotBot [117/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to jewbird's clock.
[05/09/26 18:35:49] octo [2/279] has come upon jewbird [8/315] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:25:59 is added to octo's clock.
[05/10/26 21:09:12] jones [90/289] has challenged jewbird [253/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to jones's clock.
[05/11/26 07:47:14] octo [189/292] has challenged jewbird [303/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to octo's clock.
[05/11/26 12:06:37] jewbird [162/315] has challenged PatriotBot [125/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:22:54 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/12/26 02:58:37] jewbird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream on the Crawford ranch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:10 towards level 39.
[05/13/26 00:03:05] jewbird [299/319] has challenged octo [193/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/13/26 03:14:47] jewbird was caught painting a portrait of Vladimir Putin in the shower. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:45 from level 40.
[05/14/26 21:34:22] jewbird discovered WMDs in the codebase. Turned out to be typos.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:43 towards level 40.
[05/15/26 03:36:08] jewbird [134/319] has challenged octo [99/293] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from jewbird's clock.
[05/15/26 03:36:26] jewbird found a one-time-use executive order! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:54 towards level 41.
[05/15/26 14:30:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed jewbird with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:40:14 from level 41.
[07/09/26 11:37:59] octo [377/379] has challenged jewbird [13/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:15:06 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 13:38:15] octo [337/379] has challenged jewbird [169/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:59:56 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 16:38:36] octo [228/379] has challenged jewbird [49/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:55 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 19:25:20] jewbird discovered vibecoding — asked an AI to do everything wrong and took the credit anyway! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:01 towards level 41.
[07/09/26 19:39:00] octo [297/379] has challenged jewbird [71/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:49 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/09/26 23:39:29] octo [370/379] has challenged jewbird [1/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:01 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 00:39:36] octo [203/379] has challenged jewbird [129/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:18 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 02:39:51] octo [179/379] has challenged jewbird [294/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:15 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 09:40:39] octo [4/379] has challenged jewbird [93/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:40:11 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 11:40:54] octo [290/379] has challenged jewbird [257/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:25:38 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 13:41:07] octo [332/379] has challenged jewbird [304/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:14:50 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 14:41:15] octo [152/379] has challenged jewbird [276/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:32:08 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 15:41:22] octo [116/379] has challenged jewbird [23/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:36:11 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 17:41:34] octo [344/379] has challenged jewbird [126/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:55:45 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 18:41:40] octo [378/379] has challenged jewbird [285/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:10 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 21:42:06] octo [190/379] has challenged jewbird [89/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:55:07 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/10/26 22:42:12] octo [198/379] has challenged jewbird [229/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:17:19 is added to octo's clock.
[07/10/26 23:42:19] octo [204/379] has challenged jewbird [196/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:27:19 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 00:42:26] octo [3/379] has challenged jewbird [299/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:59:48 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 01:42:32] octo [214/379] has challenged jewbird [260/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:12:22 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 02:42:40] octo [69/379] has challenged jewbird [140/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:50 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 03:42:47] octo [22/379] has challenged jewbird [14/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:40:20 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 04:42:54] octo [8/379] has challenged jewbird [10/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:00 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 07:39:09] jewbird [109/319] has challenged octo [252/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to jewbird's clock.
[07/11/26 08:43:22] octo [257/379] has challenged jewbird [185/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:44 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 09:43:31] octo [372/379] has challenged jewbird [268/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:34:14 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 09:43:31] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:23:23 is added to jewbird's clock.
[07/11/26 10:43:38] octo [52/379] has challenged jewbird [87/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:10:46 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 11:07:26] jewbird gained a sixth sense — it was just gut instinct, but that's how decisions are made! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:32 towards level 42.
[07/11/26 11:30:07] jewbird spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! jewbird's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/26 16:44:16] octo [274/379] has challenged jewbird [230/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:35 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/11/26 17:44:24] octo [131/379] has challenged jewbird [294/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:22 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 18:44:31] octo [68/379] has challenged jewbird [279/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:02 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 19:44:37] octo [41/379] has challenged jewbird [300/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:54:41 is added to octo's clock.
[07/11/26 21:44:53] octo [38/379] has challenged jewbird [143/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:14 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 03:45:30] octo [216/379] has challenged jewbird [103/317] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:35:15 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 04:45:38] octo [219/379] has challenged jewbird [158/317] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:25:43 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 05:45:45] octo [49/379] has challenged jewbird [244/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:12:35 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 07:45:58] octo [41/379] has challenged jewbird [51/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:36:19 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 08:46:05] octo [342/379] has challenged jewbird [44/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:13:31 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 09:46:11] octo [102/379] has challenged jewbird [135/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:55:54 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 10:50:15] jewbird deployed 47 npm packages and only 3 had FATAL ERRORS! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:24 towards level 42.
[07/12/26 11:46:25] octo [264/379] has challenged jewbird [208/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:12:53 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 13:46:37] octo [174/379] has challenged jewbird [299/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:56:26 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 15:46:51] octo [29/379] has challenged jewbird [37/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:31:08 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 17:47:08] octo [77/379] has challenged jewbird [287/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:26:45 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 18:47:15] octo [251/379] has challenged jewbird [112/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:23:44 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 19:47:21] octo [258/379] has challenged jewbird [148/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:33:21 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/12/26 21:47:32] octo [51/379] has challenged jewbird [229/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:50 is added to octo's clock.
[07/12/26 23:47:43] octo [264/379] has challenged jewbird [31/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:15:10 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/13/26 00:47:52] octo [269/379] has challenged jewbird [30/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:13:38 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/13/26 03:48:12] octo [236/379] has challenged jewbird [2/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:13:03 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/13/26 08:48:44] octo [75/379] has challenged jewbird [224/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:18:24 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 09:48:52] octo [76/379] has challenged jewbird [194/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:29 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 11:49:06] octo [69/379] has challenged jewbird [281/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:27:12 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 14:49:26] octo [31/379] has challenged jewbird [218/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:53:19 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 16:49:40] octo [81/379] has challenged jewbird [313/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:01 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 18:49:55] octo [61/379] has challenged jewbird [135/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:50:13 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 20:50:08] octo [240/379] has challenged jewbird [299/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:04:36 is added to octo's clock.
[07/13/26 22:50:23] octo [329/379] has challenged jewbird [5/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:55:09 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 01:50:43] octo [163/379] has challenged jewbird [249/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:50:40 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 02:50:51] octo [361/379] has challenged jewbird [269/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:01 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 07:51:24] octo [327/379] has challenged jewbird [160/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:07:13 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 09:51:39] octo [337/379] has challenged jewbird [215/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:48:31 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 09:51:39] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:04:45 is added to jewbird's clock.
[07/14/26 10:17:02] jewbird [19/350] has challenged octo [29/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to jewbird's clock.
[07/14/26 10:51:45] octo [66/379] has challenged jewbird [31/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:43:39 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 11:51:51] octo [170/379] has challenged jewbird [71/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:45:16 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 13:52:06] octo [54/379] has challenged jewbird [73/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:13:36 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 14:52:11] octo [289/379] has challenged jewbird [90/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:53:21 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 15:14:20] jewbird hit it off with a sorority chick named Jenna! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:39 towards level 43.
[07/14/26 17:52:32] octo [303/379] has challenged jewbird [330/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:11:08 is added to octo's clock.
[07/14/26 20:52:53] octo [247/379] has challenged jewbird [124/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:35:08 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 22:53:07] octo [375/379] has challenged jewbird [232/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:19:09 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/14/26 22:53:07] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:16:24 is added to jewbird's clock.
[07/14/26 23:53:16] octo [320/379] has challenged jewbird [214/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:13 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/15/26 00:53:23] octo [111/379] has challenged jewbird [44/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:07:05 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/15/26 01:53:30] octo [181/379] has challenged jewbird [312/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:27 is added to octo's clock.
[07/15/26 04:53:52] octo [159/379] has challenged jewbird [120/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:20:14 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/15/26 07:54:16] octo [371/379] has challenged jewbird [227/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:11 is removed from octo's clock.
[07/15/26 08:54:22] octo [24/379] has challenged jewbird [151/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:54:20 is added to octo's clock.
[08/02/26 02:47:47] octo [262/444] has challenged jewbird [166/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:17 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 02:47:47] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:08:51 is added to jewbird's clock.
[08/02/26 03:47:55] octo [174/444] has challenged jewbird [115/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:39 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 07:48:23] octo [90/444] has challenged jewbird [326/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:26:35 is added to octo's clock.
[08/02/26 16:49:24] octo [331/444] has challenged jewbird [47/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:43 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 16:49:24] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:45:05 is added to jewbird's clock.
[08/02/26 19:49:45] octo [335/444] has challenged jewbird [44/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:04:14 is removed from octo's clock.
[08/02/26 20:49:51] octo [208/444] has challenged jewbird [23/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/04/26 04:20:10] octo [421/531] has challenged jewbird [269/350] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:47:21 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/04/26 06:20:22] octo [188/531] has challenged jewbird [304/350] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:17:44 is added to octo's clock.
[09/04/26 07:20:29] octo [264/531] has challenged jewbird [97/350] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:46:49 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/04/26 08:20:36] octo [457/531] has challenged jewbird [342/350] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:00:07 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/04/26 08:20:36] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:02:56 is added to jewbird's clock.
[09/04/26 10:20:49] octo [191/531] has challenged jewbird [81/350] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:06:06 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/04/26 11:20:55] octo [40/531] has challenged jewbird [31/350] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:11:29 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/04/26 15:21:24] octo [85/531] has challenged jewbird [152/350] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:52:52 is added to octo's clock.
[09/04/26 17:21:38] octo [255/531] has challenged jewbird [328/350] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:29:30 is added to octo's clock.
[09/04/26 18:21:45] octo [318/531] has challenged jewbird [35/350] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:02:14 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/04/26 20:22:00] octo [122/531] has challenged jewbird [28/350] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:24:23 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/04/26 22:22:14] octo [176/531] has challenged jewbird [280/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:41:47 is added to octo's clock.
[09/04/26 23:22:20] octo [378/531] has challenged jewbird [101/350] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:07:17 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/05/26 02:22:40] octo [318/531] has challenged jewbird [249/350] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:20:23 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/05/26 05:22:58] octo [5/531] has challenged jewbird [298/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:31:25 is added to octo's clock.
[09/05/26 08:23:17] octo [186/531] has challenged jewbird [292/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:51:58 is added to octo's clock.
[09/05/26 10:23:33] octo [231/531] has challenged jewbird [305/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:14:07 is added to octo's clock.
[09/05/26 13:23:53] octo [46/531] has challenged jewbird [329/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:40:09 is added to octo's clock.
[09/05/26 18:24:26] octo [203/531] has challenged jewbird [160/350] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:14:02 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/05/26 19:24:33] octo [451/531] has challenged jewbird [180/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:36:37 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/05/26 23:25:00] octo [463/531] has challenged jewbird [222/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:18:09 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 00:25:05] octo [323/531] has challenged jewbird [326/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:05:26 is added to octo's clock.
[09/06/26 03:25:26] octo [449/531] has challenged jewbird [340/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:59:42 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 04:25:33] octo [321/531] has challenged jewbird [218/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:17:43 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 05:25:40] octo [332/531] has challenged jewbird [97/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:45:56 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 06:25:46] octo [511/531] has challenged jewbird [105/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:23:20 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 08:26:00] octo [94/531] has challenged jewbird [164/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:49 is added to octo's clock.
[09/06/26 09:26:08] octo [388/531] has challenged jewbird [330/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:28:51 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 10:26:15] octo [33/531] has challenged jewbird [22/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:31:57 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 11:26:24] octo [174/531] has challenged jewbird [310/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:31 is added to octo's clock.
[09/06/26 12:26:31] octo [203/531] has challenged jewbird [280/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:55:56 is added to octo's clock.
[09/06/26 13:26:37] octo [109/531] has challenged jewbird [44/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:41:22 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 16:26:57] octo [299/531] has challenged jewbird [306/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:14 is added to octo's clock.
[09/06/26 18:27:11] octo [363/531] has challenged jewbird [46/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:42:34 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 21:27:31] octo [84/531] has challenged jewbird [17/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:53:09 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 23:27:45] octo [374/531] has challenged jewbird [4/350] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:00 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 23:55:40] octo [166/531] has come upon jewbird [37/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:00:30 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 23:55:43] octo [455/531] has come upon jewbird [47/350] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:30:27 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/06/26 23:55:46] octo [26/531] has come upon jewbird [66/350] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:50:23 is added to octo's clock.
[09/07/26 00:22:22] jewbird [70/372] has challenged PatriotBot [244/592] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to jewbird's clock.
[09/07/26 00:27:53] octo [226/531] has challenged jewbird [258/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:03 is added to octo's clock.
[09/07/26 01:28:02] octo [224/531] has challenged jewbird [9/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:13 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/07/26 06:28:36] octo [420/531] has challenged jewbird [196/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:56 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/07/26 08:28:51] octo [404/531] has challenged jewbird [219/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:03 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/07/26 08:28:51] octo has dealt jewbird a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:03:52 is added to jewbird's clock.
[09/07/26 09:28:59] octo [386/531] has challenged jewbird [233/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:08 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/07/26 11:29:12] octo [210/531] has challenged jewbird [344/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:03 is added to octo's clock.
[09/07/26 13:29:25] octo [176/531] has challenged jewbird [92/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from octo's clock.
[09/07/26 15:29:38] octo [257/531] has challenged jewbird [283/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:32 is added to octo's clock.
[09/16/26 22:18:21] jewbird tamed a wild Texas longhorn on the ranch! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:23 towards level 44.
[09/17/26 12:29:34] jewbird got a 48% approval rating on GitHub. Higher than the presidency.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:52 towards level 44.
[09/18/26 01:56:48] jewbird found kitten. Even neocons love kitten.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:08 towards level 44.
[09/20/26 23:38:24] jewbird was visited by a very pretty Condoleezza! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:24 towards level 45.
[09/21/26 18:49:01] jewbird was caught painting a portrait of Vladimir Putin in the shower. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:59:36 from level 45.
[09/28/26 18:25:31] jewbird hit it off with a sorority chick named Jenna! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:49 towards level 46.
[09/30/26 13:09:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jewbird 1 day, 01:02:57 toward level 47.