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Operative: jewbird
Title: gay_autist
Admin?: No
Rank: 46
Next rank: 2 days, 18:52:03
Status: AWOL
Commissioned: Wed Apr 29 14:00:49 2026
Last deployment: Wed Sep 16 16:48:09 2026
Total time on duty: 44 days, 16:03:40
Current position: [376,134]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

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Arsenal

amulet: 46
boots: 51
charm: 22
gloves: 40
helm: 30
leggings: 20
ring: 50
shield: 49
tunic: 37
weapon: 43

sum: 388

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 00:32:38
nick: None
part: 0 days, 23:01:58
quest: None
quit: 0 days, 04:16:54

total: 1 day, 03:51:30

Operative Modifiers

[09/18/26 01:56:48] jewbird found kitten. Even neocons love kitten.! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:08 towards level 44.
[09/20/26 23:38:24] jewbird was visited by a very pretty Condoleezza! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:24 towards level 45.
[09/21/26 18:49:01] jewbird was caught painting a portrait of Vladimir Putin in the shower. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:59:36 from level 45.
[09/28/26 18:25:31] jewbird hit it off with a sorority chick named Jenna! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:49 towards level 46.
[09/30/26 13:09:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried jewbird 1 day, 01:02:57 toward level 47.

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